What Not to Do at a Club

Do not consume so much alcohol that you spew your guts out onto your friends and unfortunate acquaintances, that you are so passed out that your body slides itself off the sofa and you lay on the floor and become the carpet, that you are so passed out that your jaw drops ajar and your mouth is opened in a compromising position, that you will need a few kind strangers to carry your body into a car.

But if you must, do all that, do not do it in a miniskirt.

But if you must, do all that in a miniskirt, at least make sure you have great looking legs and thighs.

And if you want pictures of what not to do at a club, send me an email.